LITTLE SOD

I decided to give a certain child, who shall remain nameless but is in fact Connor, some nappy-free time (What Luscious and I call tackle-time) while I logged the last post. So I spread out the largest towel we have on the floor next to me, removed his nappy, and lay him down in the centre of the liquid-absorbing material.

Just as I'm finishing the post I look down: he's rolled off the towel and is happily peeing the pee to end all pees right across the floor.

Razzumfrazzummuttermuttergrumblewhere'sthebloodycloth...