Things are still mega busy at the new Batthome, so just to keep in contact, a couple of thoughts--
ON THE PREMIER LEAGUE
Is the anything funnier than seeing a fat, shirtless, toothless Geordie man crying?
ON POULTRY BEHAVIOUR
So to bide our time while Mum nipped into the shop, Erin, Connor and I sat in the car and told each other jokes. I was still crying with laughter from this effort when Lyn got back:
ERIN: Connor, why did the chicken cross the road?
CONNOR: (Pauses for well over half a minute while he contemplates possible answers. Finally....) Because he's stupid?
Laugh? I nearly wet myself.
More soon, with added substance!