Seen on a t-shirt yesterday:
I AM NOT A NERD!
I am a 12th level Paladin.
SPOILERS! GOT YOUR SPOILERS RIGHT HERE!
It would be unporofessional of me to say too much, because, you know, I'm sure you can imagine hundreds of possible reasons why the BBC want me to remove all references to Sontarans from The Time Eater before Season 3 (29, fuck you!) of Dr Who airs.....
I shall, however, refrain from mentioning my enormous Doctor Who fanboy erection reaching the upper levels of the stratosphere.