Hence the Michael T Weiss picture.
ERIN: Who's that man?
ME: That's an actor Mummy thinks is handsome.
ERIN: But you're handsome!
ME: Aw, thank you, sweetie. You don't think he's handsome?
ERIN: (Pulls face) No! He doesn't even have a beard!
Ha! Take that you clean-shaven bastard!
Sob. If only I had a beard, I might be as handsome as Battersby... or Kenny Rogers... or Grizzly Adams....