Tuesday, September 26, 2006

WELL, THERE'S ANOTHER TEENAGE FANTASY TOTALLY BOLLOXED

Kim Wilde is a garden designer?

Where are the ripped nylons? The big hair? The blue eyeshadow? How dare she treat my adolescent fantasies with such disdain!

Sigh. I'm going to go and listen to my 80s chart-topper album and think dirty thoughts now....


5 comments:

Martin Livings said...

She also advertised for Holland and Barrett here in the UK, a health food and medication store. Hardcore or what???

Christopher Phillips said...

She started a gardening column in The Guardian weekend section for about three or four years ago, too.

Still, I saw Debby Harry at the Telewest Arena in Newcastle a couple of years before that. Still can't dance to save her life, but it was a great concert :)

leebatt said...

Wellll, I don't know about anybody else, but dancing was not what I tuned in to watch Debbie Harry for.

Jiggling, on the other hand... :)

Christopher Phillips said...

...was what I tuned in to watch Samantha Fox for :)

Lee Battersby said...

Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy.....