DON'T ASK ME, I JUST WORK HERE

Sometimes something comes out of the strange recesses of my mind and there's no way I have any chance of working out what the hell niche I can put it into. Vortle is a first-alien POV humour story about first contact between one alien and another, with a shared view of humans (they're delicious) serving to bring the two together. I usually have a home in mind for stories by the time I've finished the final draft, but this one's got me buggered. I have two deadlines coming up on the 1st of November: Oceans Of The Mind have an Australian Writers issue, and MOTA 4 are wanting stories on the subject of 'Integrity'.

Hmm, probably no contest there...