Tuesday, May 26, 2009

TIDBITS TO TIDE YOU OVER

Things are still mega busy at the new Batthome, so just to keep in contact, a couple of thoughts--

ON THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Is the anything funnier than seeing a fat, shirtless, toothless Geordie man crying?

ON POULTRY BEHAVIOUR

So to bide our time while Mum nipped into the shop, Erin, Connor and I sat in the car and told each other jokes. I was still crying with laughter from this effort when Lyn got back:

ERIN: Connor, why did the chicken cross the road?
CONNOR: (Pauses for well over half a minute while he contemplates possible answers. Finally....) Because he's stupid?

Laugh? I nearly wet myself.


More soon, with added substance!

2 comments:

murasaki_1966 said...

Hello Lee,

This is Lynne Triffitt. Can you please email me your new address? I have something I want to post to Lyn for her birthday.

email is saraswati at optusnet dot com dot au

Hope the new house is working out.

Lynne

Lee Battersby... said...

Hi Lynne,

Shall do.