SPONGECONNOR BONNORPANTS

So, I'm not suggesting my three year old son watches too much Spongebob, but this morning, as a reward for working so hard in the garden, we take the family to McDonalds for a late breakfast.

The Mccheckoutchick asks us what we'd like to order. Connor looks the pictures behind her head and shouts "A crabby patty!"

Father dissolves in laughter. Mcregisterjockey looks blank. Father rofls even more.....