"Look, I hate to ask, but Rudolph's sick and we really need the whole nose thing for our marketing obligations."
Hey, Christmas is a big money-spinner, people. I alone have spent somewhere in the region of the GDP of Guatemala just on Lego this year, and that's before I even think of buying for other people. Why shouldn't Santa get into some of that sweet, sweet image rights moolah?
Enjoy your own special Santapalooza, folks. Here's to presents!