HELL OF A NOTE TO GET

Dear Parent/Carer,

A Year 4 student at (our kids') Primary School reported an intruder in the boys toilet before lunchtime today. He reported a man about 40 years old with long dark hair, dressed in dark clothing and wearing a mask. The man ordered the bout out of the toilets.

There's more, but that's the important bit.

After last week's murder experience, we decided to move by the end of next year. Now, we're moving as soon as we can get everything sorted out.