Monday, September 27, 2004

SOMEONE OUT THERE IS EITHER VERY BRAVE OR VERY TWISTED

It was bad movie night last night, and as always, Luscious and I started our day by popping over to that great repository of audio-visual crap, Blockbuster. Our mission: to secure ourselves a copy of The Pirate Movie, the howlingly awful Christopher Atkins starrer. (Admittedly, the phrase 'awful Christopher Atkins movie' is tautological).

It was out!

Someone in Morley has a bad place in their brain...

BUT WE MANAGED TO CREATE BADNESS NONETHELESS

Blockbuster is the place to find bad bad movies. Within two minutes of being told our movie of choice was out, we found a copy of Breakdance. On DVD no less!

I think we broke everyone's minds. Calli couldn't get over the clarity of the picture; Chesh, Splanky and Luscious fell about at the fashions (My personal favourite: the guy with the red and white checked cowboy shirt tucked into his grey tracky-dacks, which were in turn tucked into his leg warmers. I shit thee not); and funniest of all, Mynxii kept shushing us so she could listen to the dialogue!

If you want to mess with Cheshire's mind over the next week or so, walk up to him and say "Mumble Pants" :)

1 comment:

river selkie said...

hi! visiting from adrian's blog and had to mention that i love the pirate movie! A CLASSIC. my sister owns it. and breakdance! another classic. haven't seen that one in ages, though now i want to. hehe.