HOW TO ENJOY A CHILD-FREE WEEKEND PART 1

1. Stay up until midnight the night before
2. Sleep in
3. Mooch about
4. Go out for a pancake breakfast and end up having a doughnut instead
5. Write
6. Go to the markets
7. Buy fruit without slapping the hand of a single person under (or over) the age of seven
8. Eat take away for lunch
9. Watch an unintentionally humorous documentary about the link between death metal and Satanism (Um, 'Necrobutcher'? If the Dark Lord really is all-powerful, couldn't he have done something about your receding hairline? And, you know, given you a chin?)
10. Write
11. Go to the cinema and watch a flick in the middle of the day
12. Write*
13. Potter about in the garden until dark
14. Eat pizza, cheesecake and beer for dinner
15. Watch cheesy documentary about vampires without single interruption for hugs, nightmares, toilet visits, or drinks of water
16. Blog
17. Bed

*3074 words, since you ask...