So over at the blog of legendary manbeastchild Jason Fischer, he's listed a meme that shows you what your battle cry should be. And his is quite cool: I'm going to pummel you with such reckless abandon, you will wake up from the Matrix
Gnarly, huh? I can see Jasoni crying this out as his crime fighting alter ego, Cannibal Camel.
So, you know, I'm going to try this and come up with a cool battle cry I can yell whilst leaping off buildings in my tights n the dead of night and bringing to justice evil guys with names like The DeathPanther and Murderghost and Bald Guy From Survivor and stuff.
So what do I get?
There go my chances of Robert Downey Junior playing me in the movie...
I get: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"
ReplyDeleteWhich, strangely, is something I've said in conversation more than once.